This is my Tumblr page. & My life. In a nutshell.Tumblr (3.0; @purplestatic)http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/438928c76d6862d3080cbc9e2ac8492a/tumblr_mmva59J3Y91qafsyno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>On the bathroom stall, wall.</p>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/50541640001http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/50541640001Wed, 15 May 2013 18:15:09 -0700<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Aalbum%3A13y6LNss4p9QB9YT8CdP74&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>My friend is famous!! Check this out!! XD</p>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/45207153824http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/45207153824Tue, 12 Mar 2013 12:53:24 -0700musicspotify<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqx6rXxIo1qj28hao1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39993195729http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39993195729Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:18:23 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08665116e47ab214d0b2cf931d67179c/tumblr_mfxz2ubJJ71qaiz7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://japanlove.tumblr.com/post/39374318349/osaka-japan-by-tomeats">japanlove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Osaka, Japan (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/walsh02/8329708131/in/photostream">TomEats</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39673993275http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39673993275Fri, 04 Jan 2013 11:30:03 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xup0ch11ro09hco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trextrying.tumblr.com/post/18497440619/t-rex-trying-to-do-a-cartwheel-trextrying">trextrying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>T-Rex Trying to do a Cartwheel…</p> <p>#TRexTrying</p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39602455876http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39602455876Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:16:48 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57q7k2saM1ro09hco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trextrying.tumblr.com/post/24557285772/t-rex-trying-to-hold-hands-with-she-rex">trextrying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>T-Rex Trying to Hold Hands with She-Rex…</p> <p>#TRexTrying</p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39602160416http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39602160416Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:13:22 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l355DA5S1qdx5sqo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l355DA5S1qdx5sqo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l355DA5S1qdx5sqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l355DA5S1qdx5sqo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l355DA5S1qdx5sqo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l355DA5S1qdx5sqo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39600714005http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39600714005Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:56:47 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf80d806f3b30b2e17b0575b15ada517/tumblr_mg207p4Fi61qzs63fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/39566207462/get-off-the-floor">explodingdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>get off the floor.</p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39599711749http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39599711749Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:45:22 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0lo76Dsc1qlekkho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0lo76Dsc1qlekkho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0lo76Dsc1qlekkho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0lo76Dsc1qlekkho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0lo76Dsc1qlekkho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0lo76Dsc1qlekkho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0lo76Dsc1qlekkho7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hurricane-head.tumblr.com/post/36655390524/did-joss-write-in-the-shawarma-scene-how-did-that">hurricane-head</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span><small>Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?</small></span></p> </blockquote> <p>LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE </p> <p><strong><em>WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>WHO I ASK YOU</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39599490418http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39599490418Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:42:51 -0800HAHAHA omg i had no idea they filmed that the night it came out<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04breT03O1ql3957o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04breT03O1ql3957o2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04breT03O1ql3957o3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04breT03O1ql3957o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39598472730http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39598472730Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:31:11 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mc05CG7B1qfwrreo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>Jeremy Renner on his first paid job as an actor</strong><br/>Jimmy Kimmel Live on Jan 6, 2010</small></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39250993434http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39250993434Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:56:38 -0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesuschristvevo.tumblr.com/post/36572467424/ive-come-to-the-point-where-i-dont-even-want-to-do">jesuschristvevo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>ive come to the point where i dont even want to do the things that i want to do</p> </div> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39250711270http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39250711270Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:53:12 -0800lol.life.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9f8e5a463f047bc317b3c956cf0234c/tumblr_mftox56xSB1qg462ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99d9db1299d2a02d8959a4d7d3dd362b/tumblr_mftox56xSB1qg462ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d26a57b524adc194b10cf7596cea4d91/tumblr_mftox56xSB1qg462ao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39249445202http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39249445202Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:37:45 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lth9duMd0X1qbvn8yo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lth9duMd0X1qbvn8yo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39249254247http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39249254247Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:35:25 -0800what.is.happening.here....RDJ<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://puppetscenario.tumblr.com/post/39234531362/glam00ur-all-46-excuses-on-my-friends-wall">puppetscenario</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glam00ur.tumblr.com/post/32811152458/all-46-excuses-on-my-friends-wall-1-i-was-just">glam00ur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>all 46 excuses on my <a href="http://phineasandfurby.tumblr.com" title="friends">friends</a> wall, </p> <p>1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow</p> <p>2. we can’t all be usain bolt</p> <p>3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”</p> <p>4. i had pe first period do you blame me</p> <p>5. i really, really didn’t want to sing</p> <p>6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates</p> <p>7. you can’t tell me how to live my life</p> <p>8. #YOLO</p> <p>9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic</p> <p>10. there was a freak yachting accident</p> <p>11. i am a fucking retard</p> <p>12. this is just for my wall</p> <p>13. do you even read these</p> <p>14. “<em>it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop</em>”</p> <p>15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction</p> <p>16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma <em>overnight</em></p> <p>17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win</p> <p>18. traffic jammy jammy jam</p> <p>19. how can i go to school when alex turner</p> <p>20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her</p> <p>21. i was sticking it to the man</p> <p>22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity </p> <p>23. <em>fifty shades of late</em>; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and<em> to be continued</em></p> <p><em>24. part two </em>he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset</p> <p>25. my meth lab caught fire</p> <p>26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will <em>ever</em> be</p> <p>27. i was sad</p> <p>28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely</p> <p>29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”</p> <p>30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth</p> <p>31. 2 kool 4 scool</p> <p>32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen</p> <p>33. i tried</p> <p>34. i’m sorry i’m late</p> <p>      it’s not my fault</p> <p>      my auntie was killed</p> <p>      and i joined a cult</p> <p>35. a haiku about lateness:</p> <p>late late late late late</p> <p>late late late late late late late</p> <p> late late late late late</p> <p>36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking</p> <p>37. i was fashionably late</p> <p>38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg</p> <p>39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me</p> <p>40. do</p> <p>41. you</p> <p>42. even</p> <p>43. read</p> <p>44. these</p> <p>45. i was fighting al qaeda</p> <p>46. traffic</p> </blockquote> <p>YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN</p> </blockquote> <p>My meth lab blew up</p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39248612691http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39248612691Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:27:34 -0800this.is.awesome.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d84a275f2493c48a4429e39803743c1/tumblr_mfv50o6uDR1rm8opgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dpiddy-mercwiththemoves.tumblr.com/post/39243877124/lets-photoshop-captain-america-and-thor-into">dpiddy-mercwiththemoves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Let’s Photoshop Captain America and Thor into women!</p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39248040196http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39248040196Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:20:31 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcml0kCPuf1r6zrx0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcml0kCPuf1r6zrx0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcml0kCPuf1r6zrx0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcml0kCPuf1r6zrx0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcml0kCPuf1r6zrx0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcml0kCPuf1r6zrx0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwpb&v=u8tlfphtsRQ"><small>If you could vote for <strong>anything</strong> in the world, what would you vote for?</small></a></p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39248032542http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39248032542Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:20:26 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s3jhjL9E1qam81qo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s3jhjL9E1qam81qo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s3jhjL9E1qam81qo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39149339400http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39149339400Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:18:11 -0800purple and him. i can't even.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ukl3oTS91qe5udso1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ukl3oTS91qe5udso2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-mikaelson.tumblr.com/post/38592552974/kingoriginal-i-seriously-think-thats-what">team-mikaelson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingoriginal.tumblr.com/post/38589034582/i-seriously-think-thats-what-stefan-was-thinking">kingoriginal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#<span>i seriously think that’s what stefan was thinking #or paul wesley</span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d0333b5c48d8e88893c572ca025e867e/tumblr_inline_mfgppf9QHR1qe8mw3.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ca4832f13c07097d6bfa1d7f3923a0bb/tumblr_inline_mfgpqckFai1qe8mw3.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39112448092http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39112448092Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:32:17 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdk2aiDmVD1qat2bwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39082308195http://purplestatic.tumblr.com/post/39082308195Fri, 28 Dec 2012 16:37:11 -0800My life.